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Stijve Tepels - De website die een ode brengt aan de stijve tepel
Naam: de bouwvakker Lekker rollebollebollebollebollen in 't bos, in 't bos
Lekker rollebollebollebollebollen in 't bos, in 't bos
Houden de welpen weer een bivak in 't enge grote bos
Doen ze allerhande spelletjes zoals tikkie met verlos
Met 'n pet op en een kniebroek zitten wij ook in de tent
Want ze hebben daar 'n akela die de leukste spelletjes kent
Hela, roept de akela
Lekker rollebollebollebollebollen in 't bos
Hela, roept de akela
Lekker rollen in 't bos
Aan 't pandverbeuren geeft ze nooit haar hoed, haar fluit, haar stok
Wat ze 't eerst wil verliezen is d'r bloes en dan de rok
Als ze spoorzoekertje spelen dan maakt zij altijd 't spoor
Bij de plaats waar ze zich verstopt heeft loopt 't daar per ongeluk door
En met Indiaantje spelen binden zij haar met een touw
En dan moeten we haar bevrijden als de hulpeloze vrouw
En ze leert ons alle kneepjes hoe een knoopje wordt gelegd
En de kneepjes en de greepjes bij een lijf-aan-lijf gevecht
Lekker rollebollebollebollebollen in 't bos, in 't bos
Lekker rollebollebollebollebollen in 't bos, in 't bos
Lekker rollebollebollebollebollen in 't bos, in 't bos
Lekker rollebollebollebollebollen in 't bos, in 't bos
Lekker rollebollebollebollebollen in 't bos, in 't bos
Lekker rollebollebollebollebollen in 't bos, in 't bos
Lekker rollebollebollebollebollen in 't bos, in 't bos
Naam: dedromer sorry je heb gelijk klein foutje geef mijzelf een 2 te veel aan mijn hoofd en vroeger niet goed op gelet op school
Naam: De nachtmerrie Dedromer, de zoveelste taalfout, "woortje" is met een "d" !!
Mooie tieten en tepels trouwens :-)
Naam: dedromer sorry, kimmie maar ik ben het woordje naar vergeten maar het is toch een rot woortje dat naar het kwam dat ik van de natuur zat te genieten dedromer
Naam: dedromer kimmie wat een mooie natuur en dan kijk ik alleen maar jou, echt top tepeltjes moet je denken als je daar mee ga spelen gewoon te gek zo natuur
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